The current news cycle is all about the TSA screening at the airports, and the so-called "pat-down" security checks. Many people find them objectionable. And it seems that most people on the receiving end of such an inspection have a story to tell. But this, I think, is the best story so far: Humor writer Dave Barry was pulled aside after the electronic screening system revealed what he was told was "a blurry groin."
You can listen to him explain it here:
You can listen to him explain it here:
In the meantime, I’m driving.